Sam the Secretary

For the most part, Sam is a very careful, respectful kid. There was an incident about a year ago that found my cell phone at the bottom of the toilet, but other than that he knows what he can and can't touch. In fact, if he sees something he isn't supposed to have, he goes out of his way to bring it to me so I can keep it from him.

But come on - the kid is two. It seems that I left my pen and calendar on the coffee table one too many times. Sam took it upon himself to do some scheduling. According to him, my Sundays and Mondays in July are totally booked.